Remodeling Announcement

I am sorry to say that PAN is slowly winding down. I am onto something new: Wilde Girl’s Journal. I will mention that more later, but lemme tell youโ€” we will be remodeling the PAN Website to make it a little more up-to-date with my stories and interests. There will be new stories, life tips, my top ten, DIY Vids, WSS (Wilderness Survival Skills) Vids, and more new things.

I will also be starting a WRONGNESS competition which ends on Theo’s 9th Birthdayโ€” August 7th. Me and some friends will read the entries on August 8th, and choose a winnerโ€” who will be noted in the comments and given a special surprise prize (say ‘DAT three times fast:) )!


P.S. If you’re stuck on wrongness jokes, here are some key words to get you’re THING off the ground:

Thing, Ball, Stuff, Inside, Into, Look (Check-out works even better!)

How to taste something you don’t actually have

Step one: clear out all other tastes out of your mouth, by drinking ice cold water or melting an ice cube in your mouth. ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’ง

Step two: concentrate. Consider thinking of a time when you ate that food before. What did it taste like? Smell like? Feel like? Look like? Picture the crunching or squeaking you made while chewing it. Also consider the smell trick, below. ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ๐Ÿ’ก๐Ÿ”ฎ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘ƒ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘ƒ๐Ÿ’ก

Step three: the smell trick. Smell is taste! Clap your hands, which hurts most? Continue with that one. Squeeze your fingers, which hurts most, put that one down. Squeeze again, which hurts least? That one down. Tickle your fingers, which one tickles most? Throw that away. Choose one, put it down. Now rub and blow your finger while thinking of your smell.

hope this helped!



Happy PANNIVERSARY!๐Ÿถ๐Ÿป๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿจ๐Ÿน๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿท๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿต๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ”๐Ÿง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿค๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿด๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿ๐Ÿ›๐ŸŒ๐Ÿž๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ•ท๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‚๐ŸŸ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿก๐Ÿ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿข๐Ÿณ๐Ÿ‹๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ„๐Ÿช๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ“๐ŸŽ๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ•Š๐Ÿ•๐Ÿพ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿ‡๐ŸŒต๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŒฒโ˜˜๐ŸŒณ๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒด๐ŸŽ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŽ‹๐Ÿƒ๐ŸŒฟโ˜˜๐Ÿ€๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ‹๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ‚๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒพ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒป๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ„๐ŸŒฐ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿš๐Ÿ•ธ๐ŸŒŽ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ•๐ŸŒ–๐ŸŒ“๐ŸŒ’๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ˜๐ŸŒ—๐ŸŒ”๐ŸŒš๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ›๐ŸŒœ๐Ÿ’ซ๐ŸŒŸโญ๏ธ๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒžโœจ๐ŸŒฅโ˜„๐ŸŒฆโ˜€๏ธโ˜๏ธ๐ŸŒค๐ŸŒงโ›…๏ธโ›ˆ๐ŸŒฉโšก๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅโ„๏ธ๐ŸŒจ๐ŸŒชโ˜ƒ๐ŸŒซโ›„๏ธโ˜‚๐ŸŒฌโ˜”๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’ง๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ’ฆ

#1: “Want to be like a dog? Try this:”

1. Have someone slap both of your hands, or for DIY, clap your hands medium-hard.

2. Squeeze all of your fingers, which hurts most? Put that finger down.

3. Repeat step two, but now put down the finger that hurts least down.

4. Tickle the three fingers left, which tickles most? Put that finger down.

5. Put the finger of your choice down.

6. Close your eyes, think of a smell you really like, rub and blow your finger, think of what that smells like, not it, itself but it’s smell, do these things for about thirty seconds.

7. Open your eyes, and smell your fingerโ€” does it smell like the one you picked? We bet it does!

*Brought to you by PAN FAN, Hannah Jane Luger๐Ÿพ

#2 Anniversary video!


Sorry, PAN is SO๐Ÿถ busy with anniversary stuff, so we can’t do weekday videos this week, THERE WILL BE AN ANNIVERSARY POST THOUGH. Sorry about the videos, I’ll try next week!


the pan crew๐Ÿถ

Titi, Alan, Laff, Zoe Tuesday!

Sorry, Titi, and Zoe have colds, Alan is VERY busy because he was absent the past few days, and Laff is one who is stage fright, and doesn’t want to do the video with just me, he wants his siblings. But they all said hello, and I say come back tomorrow for an awesome Wellness Wednesday, and then a Thursday with Theo marking the week old anniversary of getting back to weekday videos! Speaking of anniversary, I’ll think about where we meet on PANNIVERSARY.


The PAN crew- Ava (Lemonpowder Yummifood)